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] A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.Misty Johnson made an initial court appearance Thursday in which she requested a court-appointed attorney, authorities said. She was released after posting bail, which was set at $7,500.
There was no telephone listing for her in Rock Springs.
Authorities said Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records.
As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police found a marriage license in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September.

Police Detective David Thompson said he didn't know what the present was, or if it was intended for the husband.

you have to love that Christmas feeling  right

More Amazing facts :

--If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(congress men could boil lead )

 --The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet.

--On average people fear spiders more than they do death. ( Well theres taxes too )

--The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. (and politicians prove it every day )

--It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

--Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

 --Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

--Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

 -In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. ( Don't we call that the Michal Jackson look )

-- The act of snapping one's fingers is called a "fillip".(to me it meant ass whipping time )

----The dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

-- Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing. -

--Any number, squared, is equal to one more than the numbers on either side of it -- 4x6 is 24, 5x5 is 25 etc.

--A "hairbreadth away" is 1/48 of an inch.

--The word four has four letters. In the English language there is no other number whose number of letters is equal to its value. ( everyone picks on for letter words)

--The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. ( and the queen has no heart )

---No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half.

 --A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

--The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.( yea but dose it know airport bathroom codes )

 --Polar bears are left handed.

--The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.( and they eat mud ??)

 --The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.( great no pro athletes will be taking ant steroids)

 --Butterflies taste with their feet.

 --Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. ( thankfully !!)

--A cat's urine glows under a black light.( In the 70s everything glowed under a black light  well everything glowed also )

 --An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain (just like politician and lawyers )

. --Cockroaches can change course as many as 25 times in one second, making them the most nimble animals known.( Just like politicians )

 --Mosquitoes do not bite. They stab. A mosquito has no jaws, hence when attacking a victim, it pierces it with its long proboscis and sucks the blood up through it's nasal tube.( Lawyer do this through sectary's  and billing dept.)

 --Starfishes haven't got brains (just like lawyers )