FEMALE PRAYER FOR 2008:

                Before I lay me down to sleep,
                I pray for a man,
                who's not a creep,
                One who's handsome,
                smart and strong,
                One who loves to listen long,
                One who thinks before he speaks,
                One who'll call,
                not wait for weeks.


                I pray he's gainfully employed,
                When I spend his cash,
                won't be annoyed.
                Combs my hair and opens my door,
                Massages my back and begs to do more.
                Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
                Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
                I pray that this man will love me to no end,
                And always be my very best friend.

                Amen.

                MALE PRAYER FOR 2008:

                I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
                with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
                This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit!

                Amen